jokes i guess

by Austin

Have you ever gone into a room, you forget what your doing, then you exit and remember, but when you go back in again you forget, and after five minutes, you just ask your parents? well, i haven’t.

How bout when you go to your car, put your coffee on top of the car, put the key in the slot, turn on the car, and once you get home, you realize you don’t own a car?

also, ever had the problem that you turn on the shower, and your like “NO, I DON’T WANNA SHOWER >:(” to your self, and once you enter, your like “mmmmmmm, hot water…”

how bout this moment

“THIS ISN’T FUNNY, THE HOT TUB’S TOO HOT!”

“um this should just be a fun time between us.”

“IT’S NOT TO FUNNY WHEN THE FLUID IS TO HOT!”

“i have an abbreviated disc that makes got to sit in that 111 degree tub for at least for 8 minutes ok, im sorry”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”